Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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