can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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