Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
You're a waste of cheezeits
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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