no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
a search helicopter?!
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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