it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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