i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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