yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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