The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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