on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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