id be glad to
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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