We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
We have started to decorate penises.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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