After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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