What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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