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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is

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(860): View more from Connecticut

his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.

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(979): View more from Texas

Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.

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(303): View more from Colorado

We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...

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(952): View more from Minnesota

like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.

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(914): View more from New York

The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!

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