We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
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