so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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