i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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