Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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