I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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