Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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