He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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