Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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