I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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