Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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