afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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