Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
There r osticjed everywhere
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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