Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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