Me too!
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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