it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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