So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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