Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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