New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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