Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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