my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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