I think i peed on brittanys purse
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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