i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
should my penis look like a turkey
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
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