My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
do herpes really smell.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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