I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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