that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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