I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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