Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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