WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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