No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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