I puked a lego.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I have already put on my inside pants.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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