we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
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