i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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