I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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