u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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