the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I have post one night stand depression
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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