Dual....:-)
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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