Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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