i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I have demons in me.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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