Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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