normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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