If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I stole a fireplace last night.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
wow bdsm is so cute
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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