belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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